you have my attention
owen jones, 19, wales (uk)
college student all views and sadomasochistic actions are my own and not that of any organisations
Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase
*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*
I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.
He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.
Australians on Tumblr are the best
reblog if you are your url
its my time to shine
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically.