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owen jones, 19, wales (uk)
college student all views and sadomasochistic actions are my own and not that of any organisations
Snapchat: owzj


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Benvolio: In love?
Romeo: Out.
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

emilyisafagit:

i am frightened

emilyisafagit:

i am frightened

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

pagekind:

jaredsbagelbiscuits:

rockgroin:

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Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.

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Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.

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so accurate it hurts

i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO

brilandsurrounding:

#this is like two parents telling a child SEE MOM AND DAD DON’T HATE EACH OTHER AND WE LOVE YOU;w;

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is