college student all views and sadomasochistic actions are my own and not that of any organisations
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
#this is like two parents telling a child SEE MOM AND DAD DON’T HATE EACH OTHER AND WE LOVE YOU;w;
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me